Heck Yes! Kind of... From 6 to 9 p.m., our guests will be delighted with an open bar featuring a selection of fine wines and beers. After 9 o'clock, we kindly request cash for libations, old sport!

We adore the little tykes, truly, but given the spirited nature of the gathering and the presence of some dapper old school gangsters among our lively company, we advise keeping your cherished young ones at home, under the watchful eye of kind souls less accustomed to peppering their parlance with colourful expletives!

We must firmly state, owing to your notorious penchant for fraternizing with the criminal element and harboring those elusive from the law, that guests are to come unaccompanied. Unless you've received a hush-hush nod from us directly, let's leave the parole parties for another day, eh? ;)

No, as our cupboards are already brimming with all manner of contraptions and gadgets! However, should you feel inclined to flick a coin into our honeymoon fund upon your arrival—that would be most agreeable!

Because: 09+18+2024 = 2051 2+0+5+1 = 8! 8 is an auspicious number. Plus, the 18th falls within the window of the Harvest Full Moon, and we're into that! Sorry for the inconvenience. ;)